Yeah...it was a nasty looking, bad teeth chicken that talked!!I don't blame you for declining Costco's chicken with teeth. I would too.
After uneventfully (even enjoyably) consuming countless $4.99 rotisserie chickens from Walmart, I have no worries.
Not so secret for those of us who watch food documentaries and read up on food products, including their labels.Truth be told, virtually all US (food production) livestock live their entire lives in inhumane, disgusting, crowded conditions, and are pumped full of hormones for faster growth and bigger bodies at minimum cost.
That hasn't been a secret for many years.
p.s. Chickens don't have teeth.

Now you've got me wishing you lived in the same town I do !I wish you lived in the same town as me because I would come over and help you do it. I absolutely love to help people downsize. Throughout my life I probably helped about 10 people.