A husband trying to be romantic, texted his wife

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"If you're sleeping, send me your dreams"...
"If you're laughing, send me your smile"...
"If you're eating, send me a bite"...
"If you're drinking, send me a sip"...
"If you're crying, send me your tears"...
I Love You.
His wife replied,
"I'm on the toilet.......please advise".
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