The General Humor Thread


Everyone hands up, nobody move! Here fill it with money now!
You buy frozen pizza?
Hey shut up!
Tastes like nothing. You know it tastes like nothing.
It has no taste. It's worthless. It's a piece of stone.

Hey! One word about pizza and I'll make sure you can't talk about pizza anymore.

Quality is not important anymore.
Hey quiet or I kill you!
I say nothing anymore. Here. I'll show it. Watch carefully Mrs. It's a piece of concrete. It has no soul.
Hey!

This is exactly what I mean. See that? Made of stone. Stupid nutcase! Aah!
Listen sweetheart. Next time order from Gino. I make it with fresh ingredients. It's a delicacy.
 
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