What are your favorite quotes?

Messy said:

That's a Dutch expression. He who burns his buttocks must sit on the blisters.

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I've never heard that one.

Norman Wisdom joked about memory loss. Phyllis Diller quipped that her back goes out more than she does. Will Ferrell suggests testing a partner's patience with slow internet before marriage.

"Every tech CEO right now: 'We need to move fast and break things.' The thing they're breaking: their own terms of service. The thing they're moving fast toward: a government contract."
~~JA Westenberg