What are your favorite quotes?

[TeePee]

That's a Dutch expression. He who burns his buttocks must sit on the blisters.

I've never heard that one.

 

[spectratg]

Norman Wisdom joked about memory loss. Phyllis Diller quipped that her back goes out more than she does. Will Ferrell suggests testing a partner's patience with slow internet before marriage.

 

[officerripley]

"Every tech CEO right now: 'We need to move fast and break things.' The thing they're breaking: their own terms of service. The thing they're moving fast toward: a government contract."
~~JA Westenberg