Veronica

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  Veronica

• Dec 5, 2025

Dear Santa. This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please dont mix those two up like you did last year.

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  Veronica

• Nov 29, 2025

Built in 1949. Original and unrestored. Some parts still in working order.

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  Gerald George

• Nov 26, 2025

You just got a new follower! It’s the least an old loner like me can do.

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  Veronica

• Nov 2, 2025

Seeking one night stand. Possibly two because I have two lamps.

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  Veronica

• Oct 5, 2025

Halloween always comes in October cause thats when the Candy Corn gets ripe.

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  Veronica

• Sep 7, 2025

I hate Barbie. That bitch has everything.

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  Veronica

• Aug 22, 2025

I just realized that my trash goes out more than I do.

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  Veronica

• Jun 25, 2025

If I had two dead mice I would give you one.

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  Veronica

• Feb 25, 2025

In my defense the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

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  Veronica

• Jan 22, 2025

Im generally friendly but I will head butt you if cornered.

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  Texguy

• Dec 31, 2024

Happy birthday

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  Veronica

• Dec 26, 2024

I have just sprinkled fairy dust on you. Smile. This shitz expensive.

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  Veronica

• Oct 29, 2024

Santa saw your picture on the bird app. Youre getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.