Veronica

Veronica · Monday at 9:17 PM

If liars pants really did catch on fire, the news would be a lot more fun.

Veronica · Feb 22, 2026

Im giving up being nice for Lent.

Veronica · Feb 17, 2026

I identify as a Racoon. I have dark circles under my eyes. I eat junk food and I stay up all night. And I am cute but I will fight you.

Veronica · Dec 27, 2025

The Static Avenger strikes again. Shuffle. Shuffle. Shuffle. Zaaaap!

Veronica · Dec 5, 2025

Dear Santa. This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please dont mix those two up like you did last year.

Veronica · Nov 29, 2025

Built in 1949. Original and unrestored. Some parts still in working order.

Veronica · Nov 2, 2025

Seeking one night stand. Possibly two because I have two lamps.

Veronica · Oct 5, 2025

Halloween always comes in October cause thats when the Candy Corn gets ripe.

Veronica · Sep 7, 2025

I hate Barbie. That bitch has everything.

Veronica · Aug 22, 2025

I just realized that my trash goes out more than I do.

Veronica · Jun 25, 2025

If I had two dead mice I would give you one.

Veronica · Feb 25, 2025

In my defense the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.

Veronica · Jan 22, 2025

Im generally friendly but I will head butt you if cornered.

Texguy · Dec 31, 2024

Happy birthday

Veronica · Dec 26, 2024

I have just sprinkled fairy dust on you. Smile. This shitz expensive.

Veronica · Oct 29, 2024

Santa saw your picture on the bird app. Youre getting clothes and a bible for Christmas.