Weeeelllllllllll ...
I'm thinking of a scenario where the power goes out, long-term, and along with it your computer and your 'Net.
I want batteries. I want a flashlight. I want a crank radio. I want a paper map.
As for printers, my roomie finds all sorts of uses for it. Of course, she isn't fully addicted to the 'Net yet - but she's getting there. And some traditional publishers still only accept hard-copy manuscripts and will refuse electronic submissions. Our friendly local, state and Federal governments are still deeply mired in a paper-based world and have only comparatively recently begun to switch over.
From a security standpoint, the easiest way to ensure that a document is safe is to NOT connect it to the 'Net. Many high-security organizations have two sets of computers - one hooked up to the 'Net and the other totally separate and disconnected.
Tape measure?!? Some of us still don't own a smartphone ...