That was hysterical! LOL! Why did I never know to pull up those flaps on the juice box? I used to take one with me to exercise in my gym bag, but gave up, hated it squirting at me. I hate those bread tags. I throw them out & use a twistie.
Slice up a frozen block if ice cream? My mini-chain saw is in the shop.
Here's how I "peel" a banana: I just take a knife & cut a slit down the curved back & pull the skin apart.
But she forgot to tell us what utensil one should use to get the dang boiling hot, wet wooden spoon off the boiling pot of whatever.