4 worms in church

[Pappy]

[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]4 Worms in Church[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Four worms and a lesson to be learned![/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Four worms were placed into four separate jars. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]The first worm in alcohol . . . Dead. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]The second worm in cigarette smoke . . . Dead. [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Third worm in chocolate syrup . . . . Dead. [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Fourth worm in good clean soil . . . Alive [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]So the Minister asked the congregation, [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]"What did you learn from this demonstration?" [/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]Maxine was sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said . . . [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]you won't have worms!"[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot][FONT=&quot]That pretty much ended the service![/FONT][/FONT]

 

[Aunt Bea]

A good lesson, LOL!!!