450 thousand condoms free at the Olympic village this summer!

[Ralphy1]

Condoms have been handed out at the village for some time but this is a mind blowing number. Seems like they are expecting the athletes to be having orgies. Probably no records set this year in the competition due to energy being drained in other activities...

 

[SifuPhil]

I once read an article on how Olympic villages are basically orgy camps. It makes sense if you consider that all of these male and female athletes in top condition get together in one place ...

 

[Ralphy1]

With that much action anticipated even the coaches and trainers probably have a shot...

 

[SifuPhil]

... and the water boys and the masseuses and ...

 

[Ralphy1]

Yes! Fun for all and all for free!

 

[SifuPhil]

I think they worked hard - they deserve a little fun.

Hopefully AFTER their events, though - you know what happens to the legs.

 

[Laurie]

It's to be earnestly hoped they have a reliable source of supply!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/wor...hes-1.3m-harmful-heavy-metal-condom-ring.html

 

[Ralphy1]

Well, you could bring your own. I am...

 

[Pappy]

They will be too damn tired to win a medal. :yes:

 

[IKE]

They will be too damn tired to win a medal. :yes:

I'd rather be pooped from monkey'in around than from work.

 

[Guitarist]

Every two years the coaches and trainers look more and more attractive than the athletes!

 

[WhatInThe]

With the pollution, crime, political unrest and impoverished conditions those athletes will be screwed in more ways than one.