A Billionaire's Hell

fmdog44

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Amazon's Jeff Bezos ended the year 2018 as the world's richest man with a networth of 123 billion dollars. That's down from his September peak of 168 billion. A loss of 45 billion in less than four months. The poor guy how can he go on?
 

Yeah, and after his upcoming divorce, he may have to learn to scrape by on a paltry sixty billion, or so.
 

I honestly wouldn't trade places with him.

I’d have a go at it


And if I ever got tired of sleeping after building large cabins…’xcuse me….freaking huge lodges with freaking huge fireplaces way up in the mountains,

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....waking up just enough to step out onto my huge veranda to view the struggling tiny people in the village below…


…I’d come back down into civilization just to screw with politician’s minds, like offer ‘em sumpm, then take it away



…and if they got pissed?

I’d commission an army of homeless people to camp at their mansion gates in really cool tents

…with huge barbecue pits


….and beer

Lotsa beer

…..and guns

I'd make myself their king...probably


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Then I’d go back up the mountain and watch

…with my really really huge telescope






Or




I’d just buy a buncha stuff

And play with it

every day would be Christmas


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(I'd probably buy a bigger generator....probably)

oh....and a really big tractor


...with attachments

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whew...tired now

being rich me is exhausting
 
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