a cute riddle

[ohioboy]

"What is green and sings"?



Elvis Parsley.

 

[jujube]

What is green and sings country?

Brad Parsley

 

[Pepper]

 

[jujube]

What is green and sings opera?

Andrea Broccoli.


What is green and used to be on Captain Kangaroo?

Mr. Greenbeans.


What is green that we all hope for?

Whirled Peas.

 

[ohioboy]

What is it called when two pigs are having sex ?




Makin Bacon.

 

[ohioboy]

Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your office.



Doctor: Tell him I can't see him today.

 

[Lewkat]

Kermit the frog.