Did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late for a dinner party?
He got the cold shoulder.
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What did the cannibal give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A box of Farmer's Fannies.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks up and asks, "Hey, does this guy taste funny to you?"
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A cannibal says to his wife, "You know, I really hate your mother!"
His wife says, "That's OK, dear.....just eat the rice."
