IKE
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- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
1. Two guys were discussing current trends on sex, marriage and family values.
Bill said, "I didn't sleep with my wife till after we were married, how about you ?
Jim replied, "I'm not sure what was her maiden name ?"
2. A very bright little boy ask his mother, "mom were did my intelligence come from ?
His mother replied, "you must have gotten it from your father, I still have mine."
3. "Mr. Clark I have reviewed this case very carefully", the divorce judge said, " and I have decided to give your wife $800.00 per week."
"that's very kind of you Your Honor", replied Mr. Clark, "I'll try and send her a few bucks also."
4. A doctor examining a man that had been rushed to the emergency room called the wife aside and said, "ma'am I'm sorry but I don't like the looks of your husband".
The wife replied, "me either but he's a good provider and great with our children".
5. A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "can you tell me how long it will take to fly from New York to Dallas ?"
The busy ticket agent replies, "just a minute."
The blonde says, "thank you" and hangs up.
6. Two Mexican detectives were investigating the death of Juan Gonzalez.
"How do you think he was killed ?", asks one detective.
The other detective replies, "with a golf gun".
"A golf gun, what on earth is a golf gun ?"
"I'm not sure but it sure made a hole in Juan".
Bill said, "I didn't sleep with my wife till after we were married, how about you ?
Jim replied, "I'm not sure what was her maiden name ?"
2. A very bright little boy ask his mother, "mom were did my intelligence come from ?
His mother replied, "you must have gotten it from your father, I still have mine."
3. "Mr. Clark I have reviewed this case very carefully", the divorce judge said, " and I have decided to give your wife $800.00 per week."
"that's very kind of you Your Honor", replied Mr. Clark, "I'll try and send her a few bucks also."
4. A doctor examining a man that had been rushed to the emergency room called the wife aside and said, "ma'am I'm sorry but I don't like the looks of your husband".
The wife replied, "me either but he's a good provider and great with our children".
5. A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "can you tell me how long it will take to fly from New York to Dallas ?"
The busy ticket agent replies, "just a minute."
The blonde says, "thank you" and hangs up.
6. Two Mexican detectives were investigating the death of Juan Gonzalez.
"How do you think he was killed ?", asks one detective.
The other detective replies, "with a golf gun".
"A golf gun, what on earth is a golf gun ?"
"I'm not sure but it sure made a hole in Juan".
