jujube
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* Death is the number one killer in the world.
* Life is a sexually transmitted condition.
* Teach a person to use the Internet and they'll bother you for years.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
* In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last long.
--lifted from another site.
* Life is a sexually transmitted condition.
* Teach a person to use the Internet and they'll bother you for years.
* Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in the hospital dying of nothing.
* In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now, the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
* Don't worry about old age. It doesn't last long.
--lifted from another site.
