A forum story, all join in.

[LadyEmeraude]

no foolishness man and Forest lady decide to discuss plans
for building a dream log cabin so that...

 

[LadyEmeraude]

They thought themselves the ultimate dream couple.
What would their plans for building a dream cabin
represent? Did he love her? Did she love him? Maybe
this was...

 

[OldOld]

just a joke.

 

[OneEyedDiva]

Or an infatuation they'd both get over soon. Should they really make such a commitment. I mean, building a dream cabin and living together in it for so many hours a day might get old...quick!

 

[OldOld]

The forest lady was angry and felt betrayed. This man had told her he owned a nice mansion!!

 

[gruntlabor]

The enchantingly beautiful Forest Lady looked around herself for her faithful Colt-44. Ah! There it was, gleaming, on her hip. "By jiggers", she cried. "I'll not be used by the likes of him!", and ..

 

[papa tiger]

ForestLady slowly backs away, tall Guy refrains from driving the 1st corner post
for the pig pen and slowly turns around, step by step he reverses

 

[LadyEmeraude]

but accidently runs into a chicken coop, feathers flying everywhere!
It seemed that he he'd had too many beers and smoked too many cigars
and was out of his mind realizing he was dirt broke and has lost his life
savings on this woman whom he could not trust..

 

[papa tiger]

Tall guy is fast running out of Ideas so,

 

[oscash]

Spanakopita and Olive Dip because they loved Greek Food and fast Greek dancing ...Opah!!

 

[papa tiger]

Talking about changing dirrections quickly but

 

[oscash]

If there was a wedding or a lake party, there had to be a potluck involving food. And the hungary elves would bring pierogis and . . .

Spanakopita and Olive dip because they loved Greek food and fast dancing and smashing of the plates. Fast guitar playing and Dancing. Opah!!!

 

[papa tiger]

Certainly tired they are! Suddenly

 

[OldOld]

The forest lady broke her ankle. She danced too fast and the high heels made it worse.

 

[papa tiger]

She screams, “Heals, Girl’s really Sore” take

 

[gruntlabor]

If we don't get the Nobel prize for this we been robbed,

 

[LadyEmeraude]

If we don't get the Nobel prize for this we been robbed,

I agree @ gruntlabor. Should win something.

Best disjointed story in a long time LOL

 

[LadyEmeraude]

As she rested, her eyes were slowly blinking shut,
but she heard a knock at the door which startled her ...

 

[OldOld]

She opened the door. It's Matin the Martian!!

 

[papa tiger]

In walks a 3 eyed green lil guy with 6 - packs, well Forest Lady's

 

[LadyEmeraude]

eyes just stared at Matin! Matin says "I tried coffee. Now I understand why humans vibrate instead of sleep."

 

[OldOld]

Forest lady replied, "but why Martians vibrate whenever they see me naked?"

 

[papa tiger]

Three eyes and Lady begin to get excited and are vibrating together so, they touched, sparks

 

[LadyEmeraude]

An explosion that could be heard for miles! Sparks and all of a sudden
Forest lady said..

 

[papa tiger]

"We may have good vibs!" 3 eyes is cleaning up all the glass.
He looks at her and smiles his crinkly grinch sort of face shows true