papa tiger
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Emotion but Forest Lady is is on her Cellular. The conversation is short and she
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gruntlabor
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's thinking hard. "Send a white dress, a wedding cake, and draft beer on the double! Send the bill to the state department."
papa tiger
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A few weeks later the State Attorneys office gets an unusual request.
It would seem their Budgeted $$'s account has been flyted to ----
Forest Lady says she doen't know what cha talking about son, and
standing there at an alter was
It would seem their Budgeted $$'s account has been flyted to ----
Forest Lady says she doen't know what cha talking about son, and
standing there at an alter was
oscash
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Then they both light up a cigarette, as you see in the movies., with a look of satisfaction on their faces.
papa tiger
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And the sun slowly rises but the pair are looking at different
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LadyEmeraude
l love Buttercup flowers~
because they know their scheme was successfully pulled off.
Smooth, flawless, lit up another cigarette picked up their wine
glasses and..
Smooth, flawless, lit up another cigarette picked up their wine
glasses and..
papa tiger
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toasted each other to many more sexcesses
LadyEmeraude
l love Buttercup flowers~
Martian baby is growing fast, already a year old too!
There’s something irresistibly cheeky in that sudden switch at the altar … and oh, "sexcesses"? Now that’s a toast to remember!
There’s something irresistibly cheeky in that sudden switch at the altar … and oh, "sexcesses"? Now that’s a toast to remember!
LadyEmeraude
l love Buttercup flowers~
I can still smell the wedding cake and here the clink of draft beer glasses. The daring duo, under the rising sun
sharing cigarettes, wine and what a caper it was!
sharing cigarettes, wine and what a caper it was!
papa tiger
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They all gather around, marveling at the child and choosing a name for it.
Several are offered. R'ed's, B'ig R'ed, C'hrimson, C'orona. what to pick they
look to Forest Lady, she's thinking C'essie and Matin's thinking C'leave &
little fell-a starts to
Several are offered. R'ed's, B'ig R'ed, C'hrimson, C'orona. what to pick they
look to Forest Lady, she's thinking C'essie and Matin's thinking C'leave &
little fell-a starts to
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oscash
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Went for it again because they were so infatuated with each other.
gruntlabor
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.. speak. "Sober up, little Mama, little Daddy. You've got work to do."
Forest Lady made a move for her hip, "Watch yer mouth, kid, --"
Leisurely, Baby lifted a tiny finger. An electric shock nearly knocked Forest Lady cold. "My name is Englebert, after your paternal grandpa, little Daddy," he piped. "You can call me Bertie."
Forest Lady shook her head, dazed. She looked around, found herself in an awkward seated position, apparently sitting on a sharp rock. Her wrist hurt. She...
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papa tiger
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slowly turns, step by step she fixes Bertie lunch and Matin
gruntlabor
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.. kindly helped her by stirring the corn chowder to prevent burning. Matin wondered..
...why don't I make another Martian baby, so he...
papa tiger
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So Marti steps back a bit and says, "Lets get it on Lady."
So they name their next boy Earnest. Well he grows
quickly and one day he looks at his pa and says,
"Hungy Daddy, Hungy" Slowly he turns on his 3rd leg,
Matin looks at his youngest son and responds,
"Wait for it Earnest Lee!" Now Earnest's 3rd leg is all a twitchy so,
So they name their next boy Earnest. Well he grows
quickly and one day he looks at his pa and says,
"Hungy Daddy, Hungy" Slowly he turns on his 3rd leg,
Matin looks at his youngest son and responds,
"Wait for it Earnest Lee!" Now Earnest's 3rd leg is all a twitchy so,
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papa tiger
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Matin says my three legs are nothing compared to the 1000's the rest of the family have.
Forest lady again draws her '''''colt ''''' and asks where the 3 leggerd's are now when we need em!
Matin's re-eating his words while trying to hear over the gun shots....but can
Forest lady again draws her '''''colt ''''' and asks where the 3 leggerd's are now when we need em!
Matin's re-eating his words while trying to hear over the gun shots....but can
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gruntlabor
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... not. Earnest Lee seems to be chastising his dear old mum over firing her weapon willy nilly."Stop, mom! That can be dangerous," he yelled.
Forest Lady whirled and, eyes flashing, ...
Forest Lady whirled and, eyes flashing, ...
oscash
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- Sydney - Australia
Earnest Lee said to his dear old mum, that bullet has just parted my hair right down the middle. It could have done a lot of damage, lucky you didn't have on your glasses.
papa tiger
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Earnest Lee holds his confident 3rd leg high so it will quit twitching and Daddy hops down from the overhead rafters.
All that passion and desire builds to crescendos of blended harmonies and
All that passion and desire builds to crescendos of blended harmonies and
papa tiger
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the enormous growth of Earnest has propelled him to high places in the Comedy foothold of Waldo stardom.
He's a youngster in years but huge in proportional width. Daddy is fixated on Lady Forests take it in wisdom.
He's a youngster in years but huge in proportional width. Daddy is fixated on Lady Forests take it in wisdom.
papa tiger
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Mean while the first child, Bertie is more of a Psychological
papa tiger
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My guess is as good as Berties 3rd legs position.