A Home Handyman's Tales of Victory and Defeat

I was real proud of myself when I replaced a heating element on a dryer. There were two. A week after I replaced one, it was time to replace the other one. Why didn't I do both at the same time? I didn't know any better. There was no YouTube in those days.

I was stupid and forgot to mix the whatever kind of stuff with the gas in the can marked "leaf blower". Fouled the motor and had to buy a new leaf blower.

I was real proud of myself when I figured out why the mower wouldn't start after sitting unused for three years. A filter, some carb cleaner and a spark plug later, presto!

In vocational school we were required to work on our own cars...to keep us honest, I guess...and the first class I asked the instructor if working on my own car would void the warranty. He just rolled his eyes.

I was real proud of myself when I rebuilt a carburetor on my 1978 Plymouth Volare. The rebuild kit was $10+ and came with about three zillion gaskets. How hard could it be? Laid out everything on a tarp on the living room floor. Had a dishpan with gas in it to clean parts. Easy peasy, right? Just take it apart, replace gaskets, put it back together in the same order as I took it apart. Zowie! 125 miles on a quarter tank of gas! Except that as soon as I braked for a stop sign, the car died. Raise hood, disconnect fuel line, pour some gas into a cup-like lid from a can of something aerosol I had in the car, then pour the gas into the fuel line, reconnect fuel line, and good to go until the next time I needed to stop. Rinse and repeat. The big problem seems to have had something to do with the venturi tube, but I can't remember exactly what it was. The mechanic who fixed my "rebuild" charged $85. A lot of money back then. And the house stunk to high heaven of gas for a couple of weeks.

After that experience, I limited myself to changing my own oil.

What I learned: when you don't know what you're doing, hire it done. Too soon old, too late smart.
I got a great laugh out of your story and I have to say that at one time or the other we have all been there.

But you are a solid story teller and that counts for a lot in my book.
 

@palides2021 You can get an alarm that reacts if water starts to leak from your hot water heater. Ours is part of our alarm system but I’m sure you can get one that isn’t monitored.
 
this is just a great post...always stuff to work on...same here....
"you don't own the house..the house owns you"
 


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