A man was walking down the street backwards...

[ohioboy]

The police stopped him and asked why he was walking backwards and he said, "This is a tough area and I do not want anyone sneaking up on me".

 

[palides2021]

There is an assumption in this joke - that the police came from the front. Otherwise, they would have been sneaking up on him. In that case, what would he have done? Hmmm??

 

[win231]

HAHA. Reminded me of the guy who read "Most accidents happen within 10 miles of home."
So he moved 11 miles away.

 

[Tish]

Alrighty then.

 

[DebraMae]

 

[Kaila]

Most traffic accidents happen in intersections, so when you approach one,
step on the gas, and speed through it, to spend as little time in it as possible, in order to lower your odds of being in an accident.