I am surprised that the 800 lb. gal didn't crash down thru your ceiling. Omg, you made me laugh!I had a woman live above me in Monterey who must have weighed 800 pound judging from the noise she made. Fortunately she went to bed early. She eventually left and was replaced by a fellow who had a very, very noisy girlfriend (you know what I mean). I found myself wishing for the 800 lbs. woman to return.