A thread about foolish questions

[Pappy]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[SeaBreeze]

 

[Ken N Tx]

Did you catch those fish??

No I talked them into surrending!!

 

[JaniceM]

That's from MAD Magazine's "Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions" books, right? layful:

 

[Katybug]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Aunt Bea]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[IKE]

I guess this is more of a silly answer and actually happened here not long ago.

Me, "Sugar I've looked everywhere and I can't find my sunglasses, have you seen them ?"

Her, "No I haven't, where did you leave them ?"

Knowing better than to say anything else I just bit my tongue and walked away.

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

 

[Camper6]

The one for the bus doesn't work anymore.

You can look up the time for the next bus at your stop on your smart phone.

The 2 o clock bus could be delayed or it might be early.

So If a stranger asked me, I would look it up and say proudly 2.04.06

 

[Camper6]

How about the millionaire t.v. show?

Contestant: D: final answer

Moderator: Is that your final answer?

Contestant: What did I just tell you?

 

[Pappy]

 

[CindyLouWho]

 

[RadishRose]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]

 

[Pappy]

This brings to mind, when I delivered bread for Friehofers bread co., I stopped in front of my customers store, in my red truck, with my shirt Friehofers patch...and this lady walked up to my truck, as I was getting out, and said: Are you the Friehofers man?

I said, no ma’am, I’m the Roto router man. The Friehofers man just left. True story...
I did apologize to the lady after I did it.

 

[RadishRose]

Pappy, you mean...they really do exist?

 

[CindyLouWho]

 

[Pappy]

 

[NancyNGA]