Add your favorite tee-shirt wisdom. "What if they are not stars?"

[Gaer]

Read these on tee shirts.

"What if they are not stars,
but holes poked in the top
of a container
so we can breathe?"

"I have no idea
what I'm doing,
and you can't stop me."

"I don't have my ducks in a row.
I have squirrels.
and they are everywhere!"

Add some!

 

[StarSong]

I have a tee shirt with the image of Maleficent. It says, "I should be ashamed of my behavior. Let's be clear. I'm not, but I should be."

DH has one that says, "I didn't do it. Oh that? Yeah, I did do that."

I saw one recently that said, "It's so weird being the same age as old people."

 

[hollydolly]

 

[Buckeye]

One of my Harley t-shirts says

"Ride it like you stole it"

 

[Gaer]

Oh, I saw one that made me laugh SO HARD but, it's political so I can't post it!

 

[RadishRose]

I had one that read: Runs with scissors.
Another read: I yell because I care.

 

[Marie5656]

Yep...I am wearing this shirt as I type this. Very profound LOL...but I do feel this way at the moment

 

[win231]

One of my Harley t-shirts says

"Ride it like you stole it"

I've seen: "Motorcycles. Put something exciting between your legs."

 

[Fyrefox]

 

[Feelslikefar]

Haven't got the courage yet to wear this one when we visit Ft. Campbell (Army Base)
when we go to the BX.

 

[Pepper]

 

[Paladin1950]

Many years ago, I attended a concert in Central Park. I saw a pretty grey eyed blonde young woman walking up one of the aisles heading in my direction, wearing a tee shirt that proudly proclaimed: I Love Beans! Knowing the effect that eating too much beans has on the human body, and the disgusting sound and smell, I was wondering if she was wearing that shirt to discourage men from "hitting on" her.

 

[Pappy]

One of my favorites..I just happen to be in it at the time.

 

[horseless carriage]

 

[AprilSun]

I had one that my aunts gave me that said "Help, I'm talking and can't shut up!"

 

[StarSong]

I had one that read: Runs with scissors.
Another read: I yell because I care.

True story, RR: one of my sisters ran with scissors at about age 7. Just as we've all been warned would happen, they went deep into her thigh. Off she went to the doctor's for stitches.

 

[Manatee]

My shirt says: Genuine Antique Person, been there, done that, don't remember.

Another says: Grumpy Old Bear. It has a picture of a bear.

 

[Murrmurr]

One of mine says

I like girls for their hearts
their big, bouncy, jiggly hearts

 

[OneEyedDiva]

 

[wcwbf]

Oh, I saw one that made me laugh SO HARD but, it's political so I can't post it!

aw, come on... post it!

 

[Happy Heart]

View attachment 252145One of my favorites..I just happen to be in it at the time.

Just for spite, I kept my X's original DD214.

 

[Lavinia]

My son has a t-shirt with the slogan..'Jesus is coming, look busy!'

 

[hollydolly]

Many years ago, I attended a concert in Central Park. I saw a pretty grey eyed blonde young woman walking up one of the aisles heading in my direction, wearing a tee shirt that proudly proclaimed: I Love Beans! Knowing the effect that eating too much beans has on the human body, and the disgusting sound and smell, I was wondering if she was wearing that shirt to discourage men from "hitting on" her.

Perhaps she was dyslexic and it shoulda read I love BEARS

 

[hollydolly]

I had one that my aunts gave me that said "Help, I'm talking and can't shut up!"

I need one of those...

 

[Alligatorob]