IKE
Well-known Member
- Location
- Oklahoma....U.S.A.
A 79 year old man is having a drink in a bar and a attractive woman walks in and sits down a few stools from him, the woman is so beautiful that the old man can't seem to keep his eyes off of her.
The woman notices him looking at her, gets up, walks over to him and says in a sultry voice, "I'll do absolutely anything for you that you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how unusual or extreme it is for just $100.00 but there is one condition.....you must tell me exactly what you want me to do in only three words."
The old man takes a few moments to consider her offer and then reaches into his wallet and lays $100.00 in her hand and and says, "paint my house".
The woman notices him looking at her, gets up, walks over to him and says in a sultry voice, "I'll do absolutely anything for you that you can imagine in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how unusual or extreme it is for just $100.00 but there is one condition.....you must tell me exactly what you want me to do in only three words."
The old man takes a few moments to consider her offer and then reaches into his wallet and lays $100.00 in her hand and and says, "paint my house".
