Ambulance coming to your house.

I have had to call after falls. The last time I hurt my left foot pretty badly and could hardly walk. The EMT's said I had to have x-rays so off to the hospital. They had to call a few because of the covid patients in the ER'S. I am thankful for them but it is expensive even after insurance.
 

I gave up and just bought a used ambulance and parked it in my front yard. I rent it out on weekends to the neighborhoods kids to drive around partying, no questions asked. It's surprising what you can get away with if you are in an ambulance.
 
When my disabled sons lived at home, our house was marked on the map at our local fire station so the new guys would always know now to get to it. In our area, 911 came first and then if there was time an ambulance was called. But there was never time and 911, the fire station paramedics, always transported the boys.

The very few times I needed to call, I was transported by the paramedics as well.
 
Liza1948 said:
I gave up and just bought a used ambulance and parked it in my front yard. I rent it out on weekends to the neighborhoods kids to drive around partying, no questions asked. It's surprising what you can get away with if you are in an ambulance.
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How many kids are in your semi-rural, suburban neighborhood there in Iowa? And you might use the ambulance to drag your gazebo back onto your property. It would seem to have more power than your Mustang or Honda. It really is surprising what some people try to get away with though, ambulance or not, isn’t it?
 
Becky1951 said:
Yes and dogs..I read her post about the cats.

Sickening to want to poison an animal.
But sick minded people do "evil" things. I think she can be classified as evil due to her poison comment. That's my opinion anyway.
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I agree on your judgement 😊. Seems we might have a scary person on SF. I really don’t like cats, but I would never hurt one. I might hurt a duck though, evil creatures.
 
Only once....so far...knock wood. About 5 years ago, I was so doubled up with pain I could hardly stand up....no way I could drive to the doctor or hospital. It was an hour before the ambulance got me to the hospital, and shortly after I got there, I passed a large kidney stone. Some say passing a kidney stone is as painful as giving birth....I believe that.
 
Don M. said:
Only once....so far...knock wood. About 5 years ago, I was so doubled up with pain I could hardly stand up....no way I could drive to the doctor or hospital. It was an hour before the ambulance got me to the hospital, and shortly after I got there, I passed a large kidney stone. Some say passing a kidney stone is as painful as giving birth....I believe that.
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I’ve done both, the kidney stone is more painful.
 
Geezer Garage said:
... Seriously, I am considering putting up my address at the entrance of my 1/8 mile drive just in case.
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The dirt driveway to my rural home is 1/4 mile long, but county has numbers on the posts bracketing each driveway entrances. Plus being small town if we said 'the old Houston house, you know the drive just past their little family cemetary?' anyone but complete newbie to town could find it.
 
Chris P Bacon said:
How many kids are in your semi-rural, suburban neighborhood there in Iowa? And you might use the ambulance to drag your gazebo back onto your property. It would seem to have more power than your Mustang or Honda. It really is surprising what some people try to get away with though, ambulance or not, isn’t it?
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I think the better question why someone would keep track of how many times they have called the ambulance for their diabetes and seek to benchmark it against other people on the internet, rather than, I dont know, asking about how often you are testing and monitoring your insulin numbers to avoid having to keep the ambulance to the sugar clinic on your fast dial. But perhaps that's just my view of the world.
 
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