An Original Cartoon A Day

“We’re in the deep is a bit of an miss-understatement, Shirley!”


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“Look its the Easter bunny, Grant!”
”It’s the 1st of June!”
 

IMG_0962.jpeg "Roo, we have new sales contracts coming in today from out west!"
 

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And lo, on the 7th eclipse of the 13th banana, the Great Giggling Sun shall rise over the Valley of Eternal Confusion, and all shall tremble as the Prophecy of the Smiling Orb unfolds:

‘Thou shalt not question why the moon stares … only that it remembers. It remembers the Great Yogurt Spill of Dimension Zeta, the betrayal of the Sentient Spoons, and the sacred dance of the Three-Wheeled Llamas.

When the sky turns plaid and the rivers begin to hum ABBA tunes in reverse, know this: the Cheesecake Herald will ride a unicycle of destiny, and the Era of Bewildered Glee shall begin. Prepare your rubber ducks and speak only in interpretive sneezes.
 
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