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I GAZE INTENTLY AT HER!


IMG_0754.jpegHAVE YOU EVER PEELED A TURNIP?
I'M ON PROBATION NOW. ... TWTS ... THAT'S BETTER THAN TEMPORARY! CASH IS WHAT I NEED NOW!
 
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IMG_0759.jpeg"TELL ME ANOTHER GOOD ONE!"

"Have you heard the one about the Redneck that always had his hat on?"
 
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MONEYPENNY, SHOULD WE INVEST IN meme coins OR CRYPTO CURRENCY?

IMG_0754.jpegPONZI SCHEMES JACK! ... WE SHOULD INVEST IN APPARTMENTS!
Einstein's wife new best!
 
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IMG_0762.jpegWE RESPONDED WITH STATE WIDE GET TOGETHERS!
I tell you what, the turnout was Make Soccer Better than Evah ! Lead on Coach, "TWTS"
 
It's near sunset, the day ended well, team won 1 - 0 ! Go Craw Dads !

IMG_0760.jpeg"I'm watching the parents picking up the kids on the team now!"
The team voted me best coach evah!
"Awesome team status I say!"
 
I walks into a bar and the Bartender says, "I doesn't serve 4' tall guys!"
I ask, " why not." He says, "My wife's 4'2" and says so!" "She owns the place!"


IMG_0761.jpeg"I'm ok, I got my stash!"

"It's great that my personal life will stay personal!" "For Now!"
 
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JAMES WE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH "M & Q" !

IMG_0770.jpeg"Only buy stuff 30% off retail now!"

"spring forward soon, don't worry, it's warming up great now, Moneypenny! "
 
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"There's a Bump stop in the hall just past the elevator!"

IMG_0768.jpeg"Where's my Ballpoint 'I need to write a work order to repair."
"Never can find one when I need it. Reminder, pick up a box of black pens." "Better get, a carton!"
 
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"Now you've done it!"

IMG_0776.jpeg"Lets clear out of here!" "That was the perfect drop, Clancy!"

"The Clean up Detail will arrive Shortly."
 
"I don't rub Tummies!" →↓ ...

IMG_0783.jpeg"There's a guy who selected the firing squad in SC today!"
"Three guards volunteered."

"I almost lived there once and then Hugo came along and caused a lot of harm."
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"I once apologized to her after a game." "She graciously thanks me!"

IMG_0769.jpegThat Craw Daddies Girls Coach is going Places!"
 
"Mom, I'm home from Soccer Practice. I'm sure hungry!"

IMG_0742.jpeg"Get your School Work done 1st! Here's a Oatmeal cookie!"

"Thanks Mom! "
 


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