I walks into a bar and the Bartender says, "I doesn't serve 4' tall guys!"
I ask, " why not." He says, "My wife's 4'2" and says so!" "She owns the place!"
"I'm ok, I got my stash!"
"It's great that my personal life will stay personal!" "For Now!"
"There's a Bump stop in the hall just past the elevator!"
"Where's my Ballpoint 'I need to write a work order to repair."
"Never can find one when I need it. Reminder, pick up a box of black pens." "Better get, a carton!"