Meanderer
Senior Member
…..and how was your day?
This is a story with a happy ending...
I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a
large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs
my drink and gulps it down in one swig."
“Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the
biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to
see a man crying.
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a
complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car
had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left
my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with
another man ... and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put
an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it
and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show
up and drink the whole damn thing! But, hell, enough
about me, how are you doing?"
This is a story with a happy ending...
I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a
large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs
my drink and gulps it down in one swig."
“Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says,
menacingly, as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the
biker says, "I didn't think you'd cry. I can't stand to
see a man crying.
"This is the worst day of my life," I said. "I'm a
complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss
fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car
had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left
my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with
another man ... and then my dog bit me."
"So, I came to this bar to work up the courage to put
an end to it all. I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in it
and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show
up and drink the whole damn thing! But, hell, enough
about me, how are you doing?"
