And that is how the Fight Started

My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.

I turned to her and said,

"Do you want to have Sex?"

"No,"

she answered. I then said,

"Is that your final answer?"

She didn"t even look at me this time, simply saying

"Yes.."

So I said, "Then Id like to phone a friend."


And thats when the fight started...​
 
A man and a woman had been married some time when
the woman began to question her husband. "I know
you've been with a lot of woman before. How many were there?"
The husband replied, "Look, I don't want to upset you, there
were many. Let's just leave it alone." The wife continued
to beg and plead. Finally, the husband gave in. "Let's see." he said
"There was one, two, three, four, five, six, you, eight, nine..."
(that's when the fight started)​
 
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