This is a long thread, so if anyone has posted this before, my apologies!
Quora:
What are the 10 laws of doghood?
Answer by Sean Kernan, 15June2019
One: Do not admire the grass that is greener, pee on it.
Two: Do not ponder who the good boy is, some questions were not meant to be answered.
Three: Keep calm and bark.
Four: If you are not sure if it is food, eat it just in case.
Five: If you find yourself in a hole, keep digging.
Six: Treat each butt-sniff as if it is your last. Breath in. Breath deep. And don't forget to exhale.
Seven: Never lose thy inner puppy. Your owner's lap was meant to be laid on.
Eight: Seek as much eye contact as possible, particularly if they are using the toilet.
Nine: Carpe Cibum (Latin: Seize the Fillet.)
Ten: Protection, loyalty, and love to thy owner.