Animals being Uber Drivers.

[PamfromTx]

Uber driver: "That will cost you approximately... $15."

 

[Dustbunny]

Ever have one of those days?

 

[jujube]

"Who are you calling a dumb cluck? Ewe have a lot of nerve!"

 

[Jackie23]

"This is NOT the Hen House, not even close."

 

[Knight]

Whispering sweet nothings is what you wanted.

 

[Gary O']

 

[Sliverfox]

Let me tell you about my hot date with the rooster!

 

[Davey Do]