Someone with the TV on real loud when I'm trying to talk to them and they can't hear me. I told such a person that whenever they see my lips moving to mute the TV. And if they pointed the remote at ME and hit mute I would hide their remote where they couldn't find it till something came on I wanted to watch!
Yeah, that's really annoying. Especially when a guy is watching football & doesn't want his wife to say anything to him. Example:
A guy is watching a football game on TV & he doesn’t like to be bothered. His wife tries to do the laundry but the washer isn’t working.
She tells her husband “Honey, the washer is not working.”
He says “Do I look like the Maytag Man?”
She calls a repairman. After the repairman fixes the washer, the wife wants to go shopping but the car won’t start. She says to her husband “Honey, the car won’t start.”
He says “Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?”
She tries to call a mechanic but there is no dial tone on the phone. She says “Honey, the phone is dead.”
He says: “Do I look like AT&T?”
She calls a tow truck from the neighbor’s phone. The wife is gone for several hours & by the time she returns home with the car, the football game is over.
Her husband says “Did you get the car fixed?”
The wife says “Yes, but after the mechanic fixed it, I realized I forgot my purse so I couldn’t pay him. Instead of money, he said I could either bake him a cake or have sex with him.”
The husband says “Did he like the cake?”
The wife says “Do I look like Betty Crocker?”
