The phone rings. I hear "Please hold for an important call." Ummmm, no, I won't.
Or, I've called a business and I'm on hold. Repeatedly, I hear, "Please hold. Your call is extremely important to us." Ummmm, no, obviously it's not.
My flight is delayed. I can see that there's no plane at the gate. The gate agent announces, "We'll be boarding in a few minutes." Ummmm, no, we won't.
I'm sitting in a small cold room, dressed in a paper towel, without a magazine to read. The nurse says, "The doctor will be right with you." No, he won't.
The nurse is holding a huge hypodermic needle. She says, "Now, this might sting a little." No, it's not going to sting......no more than a hurricane is going to puff.