Annual Events

[tag]

Valentine’s Day. That’s all I need is a whole day to remind me how alone and unloved I am.

(this sounds too needy but is meant tongue-in-cheek)

 

[Manatee]

Cataracts were so much fun that I had it 3 times.

 

[Capt Lightning]

I'm glad that we don't have so many routine medical check-ups here in the UK. The more intimate ones are on an 'as required' basis.
I don't look forward to my 6 monthly dental check-up, even though I've got a first class dentist and I don't look forward to birthdays because they remind me that I'm getting ancient.