Another Version of English

I first went to Scotland with a friend whose grandma came from there. I remember not understanding most people! Without my friend I would have been helpless! They understood me, but not vice versa. So grateful for my friend being my interpreter! Didn't have the problem in subsequent visits. Just the first time, a shock!
 
In Scotland, there are some words that are used,
with English, but they will be foreign, to most of
the English speakers without translation, here are
a few to help, if you are going to visit soon.
18 Braw Scottish Words and Phrases

Mike.
LOL.... and as you and I know very well Mike, there are hundreds more words...and in those examples in the link there are words and sentences that don't go together... in certain places... for example. On the west coast.. we would never say Yin.... as in ''he's pure gallas, that yin''... the yin would be replaced by Wan.. ( one )... he's pure gallas that wan... .. and so on....
 
LOL.... and as you and I know very well Mike, there are hundreds more words...and in those examples in the link there are words and sentences that don't go together... in certain places... for example. On the west coast.. we would never say Yin.... as in ''he's pure gallas, that yin''... the yin would be replaced by Wan.. ( one )... he's pure gallas that wan... .. and so on....
I think everyone should have a word of their own. Mine is "FANTASMAGORIC". I used that in response to 'how is you today' with a Japanese co-worker. Later I found out he spent nearly three hours trying to look it up. That same person spouted a long stream of what I thought were curse words when a copier jammed and would not run his copy. I told him he shouldn't talk like that. He then asked, you speak Japanese? My simple response was, You don't know do you? We became and still are great friends.
 
My New York/ New Jersey accent drew a lot of attention when I moved to Pennsylvania. I wasn't even aware of it before they started to point it out.
 
My New York/ New Jersey accent drew a lot of attention when I moved to Pennsylvania. I wasn't even aware of it before they started to point it out.
I never picked that up. When I went to school in another state, people were shocked I was from New Jersey because they said I didn’t have a “New Jersey accent.”
 
We had a Scottish minister who was a missionary in what was then Rhodesia visit our church and give the Sunday sermon.

The congregation just sat there in the pews with blank looks on their faces because we couldn't understand a word he said. Afterward, people were greeting him and saying things like, "Great sermon, I really enjoyed it!" Here I thought we weren't supposed to lie, especially in church.......
 
I never picked that up. When I went to school in another state, people were shocked I was from New Jersey because they said I didn’t have a “New Jersey accent.”
After living in New York City from age 3 to age 9, I grew up in an Italian neighborhood from age10 to 19. Since they are considered part of the reason for the NY NJ accent, that might have been why it became my natural way of speaking. But I was totally unaware of it until Pennsylvanians started pointing it out. Rather embarrassing since they said that I sounded like Rocky Balboa, and I considered Rocky Balboa's way of speaking rather exaggerated and indicating mental lethargy. In the film, he described it as relaxed lol!

But my accent resembles more this dude's:



Or my Cousin Vinnie

 
There are people speak English via constantly mispronounced words. They string sounds together but cannot separate them into words but know what the approximate sounds are supposed to mean

.Examples:

Watchu wang? = What do you want?

Ehtopeh! = Stop.

Jew sinksoh?= You think so?
 
I was "married" to a woman who spoke in that exact way I described. It was a bit similar to the way that the Tony Montana guy in the film Scarface spoke albeit without the benefit of Montana's vocabulary.

Neither was her understanding of English any good. She would respond to insults from total strangers by immediately displaying this extremely benevolent and mindless broad smile. At first, I honestly thought that she was understanding the insults, and greatly admired what I believed to have been Christian patience. But then , I gradually realized that the cause for her broad smile was a total incomprehension of the nasty diatribes instead.

 


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