answering machine

[Bonzo]

Hello you have reached the answering machine of

Gladys knight

sorry i cant take your call right now

please leave a message after the pips

 

[maggiemae]

LOL, I probably need to try that!

 

[sixtyplus]

I would love to put this on my answering machine:

"Hi, this is ________. If you want to talk to me, leave a message. If I want to talk to you I'll call you back."

 

[Manatee]

"You got the old machine again, but if you leave your name and number, you will get to talk to a real human being".

The pests always hang up.

I call it "pest control".

 

[Bonzo]

Ive just found my wife's vibrator

its so big I'm gonna put it on
Robot wars

 

[Phoenix]

Cute.