The Caracal Ball
(apologies to CATS and
The Jellicle Ball)
Caracal cats come out tonight
Caracal cats come one, come all
The Caracal Moon is shining bright
Caracals come to the Caracal ball
Caracal cats are beige and white
Caracal cats are not real small
Caracal cats all hunt in the night
And scary to hear when we caterwaul
Caracal cats have psychotic faces
Caracal cats have beady black eyes
We like to practice our murderous rages
And wait for the Caracal Moon to rise
Caracal cats develop quickly
Caracal cats are just too big
Caracal cats are NOT roly-poly
We know how to stalk and garotte a large pig
Until the Caracal Moon appears
We make our toilet and take our repose
Caracals have quite comical ears
Caracals have huge claws on their toes
Caracal cats are beige and black
Caracal cats are of tremendous size
Caracals jump like a jumping jack
Caracal cats have blood-filled eyes
Caracal cats come out tonight
Caracal cats come one, come all
The Caracal Moon is shining bright
Caracals come to the Caracal Ball