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Las Vegas Sphere Hijacked by Haggi During Live Sunrise From Ben Nevis

What was meant to be a breathtaking live broadcast of the sunrise over Ben Nevis quickly turned into something far more Scottish than the organisers had planned.

Earlier this morning, the giant screen of the Las Vegas Sphere switched to a live feed from Glen Nevis, set up to showcase the first light of day creeping over Scotland’s highest mountain. Thousands of tourists gathered below the Sphere expecting a peaceful Highland sunrise.

Unfortunately for the organisers, the camera had been placed beside what locals later confirmed was a well known post night out Haggis sleeping spot.

As the first rays of sunlight hit the hillside, a group of still inebriated wild Haggi began to stir from their drunken slumber. One by one they wandered into frame, blinking at the camera, sniffing the lens and staring directly into the broadcast being watched by thousands of people in Las Vegas.
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Within seconds the Sphere was filled with the enormous faces of six curious Haggi, their whiskers and twitching noses towering over the Nevada skyline. Witnesses reported hearing laughter across the plaza as the curious creatures appeared to study the camera before one attempted to nibble the tripod.

Local Highland guides later explained that this behaviour is common at sunrise, as Haggi often wake up disoriented after a heavy night of foraged whisky drams and abandoned teacakes left behind by hikers.

The broadcast was eventually cut, but not before the animals unintentionally became the largest Haggis sighting ever displayed on a screen, briefly turning the Las Vegas Sphere into what may now be the world’s biggest Haggis enclosure.

Officials say the sunrise broadcast will be attempted again tomorrow, though the Haggi have already been warned not to steal the show again and will be watched by Highland Park Rangers in the early hours.
 
Nessie Undergoes Annual Health Check Again,

The Loch Ness Monster has once again passed her annual health check, carried out this morning by Highland Aquatic Veterinary Services.

Following last year’s routine inspection, this year’s check was all hands on neck, with full teams deployed for a deep dive assessment, scale & polish, and a thorough plaque investigation.

Nessiessary precautions were taken throughout to ensure a smooth operation.
Experts confirmed her condition remains loch solid, with doctors stating she’s still making waves and showing no signs of any serious concerns.

However, Nessie has been warned not to go overboard consuming American tourists this year, with vets noting their diet may be starting to have a slight impact on her hearts condition.

And we are happy to announce that once again… still no illnessies to report, just a monster appetite.
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Scotland’s Wild Haggis Attempt World Record Whisky Tasting for International Whisky Day

In a bizarre but somehow entirely predictable turn of events, thousands of wild haggis have gathered across the Highlands this morning in an attempt to break the world record for the largest whisky tasting ever recorded.

The mass gathering, now being referred to as “The Great Dram Gathering,” has seen haggis of all sizes form perfectly organised rows stretching across hillsides, each armed with their own bottle, barrel or anything they could pinch the night before.

Witnesses described the scenes as “surprisingly civilised at first,” with many haggis gently swirling their whisky, sniffing the aroma, and nodding approvingly like seasoned connoisseurs.

However, things quickly escalated.
By mid morning, orderly tasting notes had descended into full blown chaos, with several haggis abandoning the judging process entirely and diving head first into nearby barrels.

One group was seen attempting to judge whisky based purely on “vibes,” while another was declaring every entry a winner after their fourth dram.

A nearby farmer reported: “They started off discussing oak notes and peat levels… now one of them’s arguing with a fence and another’s trying to square go a sheep.”

Officials from the Whisky Records Authority attempted to maintain order, but proceedings were ultimately deemed “inconclusive” after the judging panel consumed the entire entry pool.

Despite this, organisers have claimed success, stating: “While no official record could be verified, morale is exceptionally high.”

At the time of writing, hundreds of haggis remain scattered across the Highlands, many lying on their backs, legs in the air, clutching empty glasses and whispering “Just one more wee barrel canny hurt aye!…”

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Wild Haggis Turn to North Sea Oil as Whisky Transport Routes Dry Up
With fuel prices continuing to rise across the globe, unintended consequences are now being felt deep within the Scottish Highlands… particularly among the nation’s most whisky dependent wildlife.
Wild haggis populations have reportedly become increasingly agitated in recent weeks, after noticing a sharp decline in whisky transport lorries travelling through traditional ambush routes.
With fewer opportunities to intercept shipments of Scotland’s finest aqua vitae, desperation has begun to set in.
In a surprising turn of events, a small but determined group of haggis have now been spotted off Scotland’s coast in the North Sea, loudly announcing plans to start drilling for oil themselves.
Witnesses described the scenes as “borderline genius or complete stupidity".... early analysis has proven inconclusive as the creatures paddled out in formation, fully committed to their new offshore operation.
Industry experts, however, remain sceptical about the long term viability of the plan… with early indications suggesting the return on investment may be, at best, limited.
Despite their ambitious plans, progress has been minimal, with the haggis spotted rowing anti clockwise around the same bit of coastline for hours using a single paddle. Locals have since highlighted a minor issue with the operation… none of them appear to have brought any drill bits.
The development has now sparked calls for the Scottish Government to take decisive action, with some urging officials to follow the haggis’ lead and “get drilling” themselves, though whether they’ll adopt the same methods remains to be seen.
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My Ex and I attempted the Notre Dame Tower in Paris ..just over 400 steps, very narrow stairway which made it hard to pass people coming down.
We got to almost 200.
We were counting and of course disagreed... and gave up.
That was way back in the 60's....:D
 
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Maybe it is the forum?

Mike.
 
Mike said:
Mizmo and Trila, I have no idea what has happened,
but both, of your videos have an error message to say,
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I can't sign in, I am already signed in to the forum and
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Maybe it is the forum?

Mike.
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Weird !
I had no trouble with Trila's post. The play sign in the centre worked for me.
Both of them are available on Youtube so must be a Forum thing.......
 
Tartan Fezzants Spotted Again… Now With Young Tartan Fezzlings

In a remarkable turn of events, Scotland’s elusive Tartan Fezzants have once again been spotted in the Highlands, marking a second sighting in just a year after their shock reappearance in 2025 ended a 34-year vanishing act.
But this time… they haven’t come alone and they’ve clearly been getting busy.

Wildlife watchers described the moment as deeply emotional, with several admitting they “never thought they’d see this again in their lifetime,” as the pair were confirmed to be in full brooding season.

At least 10 Fezzlings have now been officially sighted, with experts warning there could be more concealed within the heather, as historical clutch sizes are estimated to range between 8 and 15 offspring.
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Observers described the fezzlings as “unbelievably small and already strutting about like they own the Highlands already,” with many noting that despite their size, each was already sporting and styling its own distinctive tartan fezz, the defining feature that gives the species its name.

Despite having only just hatched, each of the young already possesses a fully formed tartan fezz, complete with distinct patterning and structure, just in miniature.
One observer noted, “Looked like wee tam o’ shanters that hadn’t decided what they wanted to be yet.”

Experts note that Fezzants follow a similar breeding pattern to their distant pheasant relatives, typically nesting between April and June, with large clutches hatching after several weeks.

However, these Fezzlings appear to have hatched slightly earlier than expected, adding to the shock and surprise among wildlife watchers. The young are fully mobile from birth and have already been seen closely following their parents across the heather.

Concerns are now being raised that if even a portion of the brood survive into adulthood, Scotland could be facing an unprecedented Fezzant population boom, with wildlife experts warning this could once again attract unwanted attention from Fez collectors.

One expert noted, “We’ve seen this before, around 30 decades ago, when demand for tartan fezzes surged, hunting nearly wiped them out. There are real concerns history could repeat itself.”

Members of the public are being advised not to approach the young, as adult Fezzants are believed to be highly protective, particularly if they feel their tartan is being silently judged.

Officials have confirmed they are “monitoring the situation closely,” although what that involves remains unclear
 
Mike said:
Mizmo and Trila, I have no idea what has happened,
but both, of your videos have an error message to say,
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protect our community. Learn More Sign In"

I can't sign in, I am already signed in to the forum and
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YouTube, but not your video.

Maybe it is the forum?

Mike.
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Ferry Transporting Lorry Carrying 12 Tonnes of KitKats Intercepted Off Scottish Coast!! Haggis Bandits Strike Again!
Authorities have confirmed that a lorry travelling into Scotland via ferry, carrying over 12 tonnes of KitKats was intercepted this morning following what officials are calling a “highly coordinated and suspiciously fluffy operation.”
Upon inspection, the cargo had already been partially altered, with unmistakable signs pointing to the return of the infamous Haggis Bandits, the elite four haggis heist unit previously linked to the Louvre Heist.
Investigators say the gang have recently been forced to diversify their operations, as teacake deliveries across Scotland are now transported under armed guard following a surge in thefts. With their usual targets heavily protected, the Bandits are believed to have turned their attention to KitKats, described by insiders as “easier to share”
In a bizarre twist, officers revealed that a large number of the recovered boxes had been attempted to marked in black Sharpie, each attempting to rebrand them as “Kit-Hag.” Leading police to suspect the Haggis Bandits.
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They now believe the gang intended to sell the chocolate under a newly formed front company, using the profits to fund what has been described as “an aggressive and ongoing whisky acquisition strategy.”
Despite the interception, the four suspects made a dramatic escape, fleeing the scene on high powered jetskis, they must have had as backup, before reaching the Scottish coastline and disappearing inland.
They were last spotted travelling north at speed, prompting a nationwide alert. Officers have warned the public not to approach the suspects, noting they are “extremely organised, highly motivated, and almost certainly not taking any breaks.”
A spokesperson added: “We are doing everything we can to track them down… but they’ve got a significant head start, and unfortunately, they’re very, very low to the ground.”
Anyone with information is urged to come forward.
In the meantime, the public are advised to secure any unattended whisky or teacake supplies… just in case, and if a furry creature offers you Kit-Hags contact the National Confectionery Crime Unit (NCCU) immediately.
 
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