Are you going to see Fifty Shades of Grey for Valentine's Day?

Ralphy1

Ralphy1

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Advanced hype says that it will be the biggest opening of an R rated movie ever, and women will make up the largest number of viewers. It will be showing some really kinky stuff such as bondage and spanking. Surely you can't wait to see it, I know that I can't...
 

You've obviously not been reading the critics reports Ralphy...apparently this film is as close to porn, bondage et al..as Winnie the Pooh!!
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...and y'know somethin' tells me you may not reaaaaly be waiting to watch this film...call it a hunch..but meh, I just kinda get that feeling..LOL


I definitely would not be watching it..with or without the kinky stuff....rubbish book..and apparently even more terrible film.
 
Even the Vermont Teddy Bear Company has come out with a Fifyty Shades of Grey bear with black mask and handcuffs! ��
 

Been there and done that?! Tell us more as some of us may not have experienced the pleasures of bondage...
 
Not a chance of what? Did you experience bondage and not want to share it?
 
Dirty little mind? What a terrible thing to say! I am just an innocent lad trying to gain an understanding of the mysteries of this world...
 
Well, the cinema could be packed with Mrs. Robinson or Desparate Houswives types...
 
I saw a preview of the Lego Version of 50th Shades of Grey - and it looked pretty funny. Similar in satirical value to the Lego royal wedding that came out a few years ago. As for reading the book or seeing the movie - nah!
 
Never was interested in reading the book, seeing the movie, or Vermont teddy bears, lol! The TV commercial where the guy buys the woman a 4 foot tall (ugly) teddy bear for VD, then looks into the camera giving a 'knowing' wink, like that will get him some action tonight is hilarious. :hair:
 
I don't care about the kink, it's the premise there's this bad boy that this girl comes along and because she shows him the way he changes his ways because of her. make me puke. Plus from what I understand, this film misrepresents the bdsm community in certain codes which has the people very upset. Not that I know anything about it. ;)
 
When you've had the real thing movies are a distant second place ...

Besides, the author of the book is a blatant plagiarist - they took entire passages from chat boards and used them in the book. I don't roll that way and won't support any movie that does.
 
It's been hyped up so much that people will see it just to say that they did. It doesn't matter how good or bad it is.
But as for me, my nearest cinema is 40 miles away and I can think plenty of other things I'd rather do. Now, where did I leave the handcuff keys? My memory isn't as good as it used to be.
 

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