Don M.
SF VIP
- Location
- central Missouri
A few words to explain my life......
1. I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
2. I consider "trend" to be clothes that still fit.
3. My people skills are just fine...it's my tolerance for Idiots that needs work.
4. The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it".
5. I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
6. These days, "on time" means when I get there.
7. Even Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure muffles the sound.
8. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, and come out wrinkle free, and 3 sizes smaller?.
9. Lately, I've noticed that people my age are so much older than me.
10. Getting "lucky" means going into a room, and remembering why I am there.
1. I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.
2. I consider "trend" to be clothes that still fit.
3. My people skills are just fine...it's my tolerance for Idiots that needs work.
4. The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it".
5. I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus.
6. These days, "on time" means when I get there.
7. Even Duct tape can't fix stupid, but it sure muffles the sound.
8. Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes, and come out wrinkle free, and 3 sizes smaller?.
9. Lately, I've noticed that people my age are so much older than me.
10. Getting "lucky" means going into a room, and remembering why I am there.
