At A Restaurant:

[HiDesertHal]

Diner: "Waiter...what's this fly doing in my soup?"

Waiter: "It looks like the breast stroke, Sir."

Hal

 

[Aunt Bea]

Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.

Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.

 

[Pappy]

Waiter, waiter...there’s a fly in my soup.
Yes sir, it’s the heat that kills them....

 

[Falcon]

Bah Da BOOM !