Aww, jees, another damn "life" milestone.........

i had cataracts removed at same time they gave me corneal implants. First one eye then the other 6 months later. Had excellent surgeon, most such surgeries go well and seeing well worth it. By the way, if no-one has told you UV rays have been implicated in cataract formation. Wearing sunglasses or wearing caps/hats with brim to protect eyes till transition lens darkens if you wear glasses can help slow their progression.
 
Mine was also a breeze. The only thing was the drops had side effects - made my eyes sensitive to bright lights. I pointed it out to my little lady doctor that I read about it on the internet. BAD! BAD! mistake. Have you ever watched a little lady throw a tantrum? "Quit getting information from the web! Do what you're told! I'm the doctor". Anyway my wife thought it was funny.
 
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OK, I've done all the age related milestones to date.
Gray hair-check
Dentures-check
Cane-check
Retired-check
Collecting doctors-check
Forgetting-check
"Senior Moments"-check
Laxatives-check
Now, I get to have cataract surgery. CHECK
I don't see the hip replacement. You're doing ok. By the way. I eat an apple, pear, banana, satsuma, nectarine and a handful of grapes, every day. Apologies if anyone is about to eat, but I can tell you, laxatives, I do not need.
 
OK, I've done all the age related milestones to date.
Gray hair-check
Dentures-check
Cane-check
Retired-check
Collecting doctors-check
Forgetting-check
"Senior Moments"-check
Laxatives-check
Now, I get to have cataract surgery. CHECK
(Thank you for your kindness in replying to my post. I was feeling frustrated about another "check" in getting older.)
 

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