Thanks all. Made me laugh. Some good stuff here. I have to check out the humor section more often.
As for coffee; it has to be really good or really bad for it to make a difference to me. When I was a working stiff, I used to reheat
the same cup of coffee in the office microwave all day long, adding as needed. :yuk:
Back when I was a church goer, we had an Armenian man who made Armenian coffee for us. You quite literally could stand your spoon up in it. I thoroughly enjoyed it though. Great stuff.