Bad Habits

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Ladies-what is the worst habit men have?
Gentlemen-What is the worst habit the ladies have?
Runs and hides...
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Why does it seem that men have to spit all the time, no matter the time or place? Is their saliva choking them or what? I've seen every kind from older teens to well dressed to bums to delivery, construction, you name it, spit on streets & sidewalks, yards & parks. Have to step around it, bad as dog poo. My enjoyment of my favorite baseball teams is lessened by all of them spitting so much. Even seen hockey players spit on the ice.
Didnt their mom or dad train them any better? Man up & swallow it!
and then there is leaving the seat up & rearranging their privates in public, but the spitting is by far the worst.
 
and then there is leaving the seat up & rearranging their privates in public, but the spitting is by far the worst.[/QUOTE]
The solution to the seat up debate is extremely simple: If everyone closes the lid over the seat, then it is not possible to drop cell phones, contact lenses, dentures, eyeglasses or hearing aids into the commode. Everyone benefits!

Sometimes flem will not go down and must be gotten rid of.
 
I can't say all men but I can say what bad habit my husband has and that is never thinking he is too old to do something. For instance today he decided to put a new roof on a storage shed we have behind our house. He had a bad back, heart problems and is on medications that sometimes make him dizzy. He won't wait until either my son or my son-in-law stop over . So in my mind it makes all men hard headed !
I can only speak for myself about woman's bad habits and that is not hitting their husband over the head with a pot
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Gentlemen, if in fact as Manatee says "the phlegm " won't go down, & you know you have that condition, carry tissues or a handkerchief and use it,
 
Why does it seem that men have to spit all the time, no matter the time or place? Is their saliva choking them or what? I've seen every kind from older teens to well dressed to bums to delivery, construction, you name it, spit on streets & sidewalks, yards & parks. Have to step around it, bad as dog poo. My enjoyment of my favorite baseball teams is lessened by all of them spitting so much. Even seen hockey players spit on the ice.
Didnt their mom or dad train them any better? Man up & swallow it!
and then there is leaving the seat up & rearranging their privates in public, but the spitting is by far the worst.

You're just full of complaints aren't you?

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Gentlemen-What is the worst habit the ladies have?


Trying to pinpoint a man and his thoughts

'WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?'

She means,' You were looking at that girl, weren't you?' And you thought you'd perfected the trick of keeping your neck still and just letting your eyes swivel.
Obviously, the truth is not the best answer here.
We all know that the truth can set you free, sometimes before you've found somewhere else to stay.
It may seem easy enough to answer this question with a cunning lie, but when men are caught off-guard, their ability to deceive is impaired.


Here are a few of the more common mistakes men make when asked' What are you looking at?':

TOO SPECIFIC:' The rust around the bolts on the handle on the flap of that mailbox on the northwest corner'.

NOT SPECIFIC ENOUGH:' That thing.'

TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE:' A diamond necklace in that window back there that would be perfect on you'.

TOO TRUE TO BE GOOD:' A see-through nightie in that window back there that would be perfect on you.'

TOO OBVIOUS:' Nothing.'

WAY TOO OBVIOUS:' That blonde babe over there with the big...I mean nothing.'
 
This is a sexist question, and I, for one, cannot, and will not, ascribe a specific flaw (or flaws) to either gender. People all have their habits and ways that may annoy other people. You either live with those annoyances or, if you're wise, and the annoyances are truly unbearable, you move on.
 
This is a sexist question, and I, for one, cannot, and will not, ascribe a specific flaw (or flaws) to either gender. People all have their habits and ways that may annoy other people. You either live with those annoyances or, if you're wise, and the annoyances are truly unbearable, you move on.

No-it's a fun question :D
 
Hmmm . . . There are currently about 7.7 billion people on the earth, just under half of whom are women. All things considered, I just don't think I know enough of them sufficiently well to have valid opinion.
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Sassycakes, I can understand what you are saying about your husband. Somewhere (I'd post it if I could find it right now) I have a photo of my husband and brother (both in their 70s) and both with canes and building a carport here. And they had it basically finished in one day and then the second day our son came up from LA and helped roof it. It was a little scarey as one of them would hold the ladder while the other one would climb up it to do something and my brother had recently had hip surgery and my husband was recovering from cancer surgry. But they lived through it ok. I also have photos of my husband in the bucket of my brother's backhoe while my brother is lifting him up to do electrical work where the lines come on to our property. And the same thing only my husband was topping our trees. They thought they could do anything and they usually did.
 


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