Bathroom Etiquette Rules

"If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down" - New York City Mayor Ed Koch

I don't have to worry about saving water. All 4 of my thrones are modern 1 gallon flushes & everything disappears because of the air-pressure assist feature.

When I flush, I hear a big "BAWOOOSH"
 

Yeah, me too, I have a modern flush toilet. In case of a hurricane with power outage we save water for the event we have enough to flush everything down. I have no tolerance for finding Popsicles in my toilet bowl.
 
When it comes to micturition, I always stand.............. on my head! Makes aiming a crucial skill. A clean floor is also a must. (Yeah, me and Ben Franklin, I know.)
 

When it comes to micturition, I always stand.............. on my head! Makes aiming a crucial skill. A clean floor is also a must. (Yeah, me and Ben Franklin, I know.)

"Micturition?" I like to learn new words, so I looked that one up. It's not in my computer's dictionary or Webster's dictionary, but I did find it on the web....haha
 
I just googled that word cause I can’t even pronounce it and I found it and it’s meaning ..that’s for the education TG
 
One time when I was visiting my cousin they were having a drought and she was afraid her well might run dry. So she asked that I only flush if it's brown. Since then I sometimes practice that at home to save water.

We were told to do that for awhile in Oregon long ago. It was during a drought and they had a cute little poem that a lot of people put up above their toilets. "In this land of sun and fun, we do not flush for number one."
 


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