Big Day Coming Up Tomorrow, April 20!

Mitch86

Mitch86

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Tomorrow, April 20, 2026, is the anniversary of the most evil man in history, Adolf Hitler, Fuhrer of Nazi Germany. He was born in 1889. His mom, had she known the future, should have had an ABORTION!!
 
Your post reminded me of something I had seen in the past. Can you give me your answer? Who would you choose?

Question:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.

Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
Martinis a day.

Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in
College and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks
An occasional beer and never committed adultery.

Which of these candidates would be our choice? I'll answer shortly.
 
Well, I say NO to Candidate C. He is probably the biggest liar of all. Also, he would be the most likely to push his lifestyle onto others.
Probably NO to Candidate B. Why was he kicked out of office?
At least we know what we're getting with Candidate A. He can buy others to get what we want. Most likely to get things done, one way or another.
 
GoodEnuff said:
Well, I say NO to Candidate C. He is probably the biggest liar of all. Also, he would be the most likely to push his lifestyle onto others.
Probably NO to Candidate B. Why was he kicked out of office?
At least we know what we're getting with Candidate A. He can buy others to get what we want. Most likely to get things done, one way or another.
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I like the way you think. ;)

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
 
Ok... one more. This one gave me pause.

Question 2:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had Syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
 
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