'Break-up lines'

[Furryanimal]

As in the opposite of pick up lines.Come up with some good ones
:wow:

 

[Aunt Bea]

It's not you it's me.

 

[Gary O']

I can only think of a couple three posters I made in another life;

 

[C'est Moi]

"I'll have this rash checked out soon."

 

[applecruncher]

Are you being followed? I keep seeing other people behind your back.

(After a period of 'ghosting') I'm not gonna be able to see you anymore; I'm getting married next week.

 

[fmdog44]

You don't smell as bad as you used to.

 

[IKE]

You're a nice girl but I deserve better.

 

[HazyDavey]

Does your sister have a boyfriend?

 

[jujube]

Can we just be "friends"?

You're not "Mr. Right", just "Mr. Right Now".....

I just never saw myself with someone like you....

Someday, I want children....not your children, though.

I deserve better...

 

[Pappy]

I see dead people.....

 

[CeeCee]

After dating you I think I’m more into women....sorry!

 

[C'est Moi]

"I'd like to have a look at your financials."

 

[applecruncher]

I've realized we're two different people.

 

[jujube]

Of course I'll still respect you afterwards...

 

[toffee]

sorry ''but u remind me of my dad !