Captain Kirk Riddle

[jujube]

Azz-tech?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain, heading for the Depends (deep ends) of outer space?

 

[debodun]

Think about the title of the show and what happens in the aforementioned malady.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain Star-$h*t?

 

[debodun]

Not quite so graphic.

 

[jujube]

The man who trekked off frequently to suffer the Wrath of the Khan (can)?

 

[Pepper]

shtarker dreck?

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain of the Star-SHART Enterprise?

 

[Pepper]

translation
An arrogant man dirty and filthy

 

[jujube]

Captain Kirk went to see Dr. McCoy to find out why he had diarrhea and stomach pains.

Dr. McCoy said, "Jim, I can't find a physical cause for your problems but I suspect it's because of drinking."

"In that case, Bones," replied Kirk, "I'll come back when you're sober."

 

[debodun]

I'm a doctor, Jim, not a magician.

 

[Furryanimal]

warp factor 9

 

[debodun]

Keep going.

 

[jujube]

Captain FastTrek?

 

[jujube]

They didn't call him anything, they just stayed away from the latrine for a few hours.

 

[jujube]

You know what would have happened if they had a female captain? She would have asked for directions and they would have gone directly to their destination instead of wandering around for years, getting into all sorts of trouble.....

 

[hollydolly]

You know what would have happened if they had a female captain? She would have asked for directions and they would have directly to their destination instead of wandering around for years, getting into all sorts of trouble.....

but they did...Captain katherine janeway

 

[Pepper]

but they did...Captain katherine janeway

Years later, different ship. In the original Star Trek women were not allowed to be in command. There was a whole episode about that, in which a former girlfriend of Kirk's takes over his body in order to become captain.

 

[Pepper]

It was called Turnabout Intruder, Janet Lester was the woman's name, 2nd season. She got her mind in his body, and stuck his mind in hers. 'Cause she was jealous.

We've come a long way baby.

 

[hollydolly]

Years later, different ship.

Voyager actually...( still star trek tho')

 

[Rosemarie]

It was called Turnabout Intruder, Janet Lester was the woman's name, 2nd season. She got her mind in his body, and stuck his mind in hers. 'Cause she was jealous.

We've come a long way baby.

Isn't it amazing how we remember certain things so clearly?

 

[debodun]

Captain FastTrek?

You're getting warm.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Captain Fast-trots?

 

[debodun]

Q. What did Mr. Spock see in the officer's latrine?
A. The Captain's log.

 

[MarciKS]

captain farts a lot