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[debodun]

 

[Judycat]

Frozen man found apparently trying to chop himself across pond.

 

[Aunt Marg]

I've got to get to that pecker-pole frozen in the ice!

 

[debodun]

Grandpa, an avid angler, is anxious to get his worm in the water for some ice fishing.

 

[win231]

"If he's not careful with the ax, he won't be able to count to 11."

 

[win231]

As you can see, the saying "Freeze your ass off" just ain't true.

 

[Aunt Marg]

This years ice isn't as thick as last years ice. Last years ice was 10" thick, I know that, because I personally measured it with my trusty measuring device.

 

[win231]

One place you don't want frostbite..........

 

[Aunt Marg]

Just as carpenters know how to use their hammers, lumberjacks know how to use their axes.

 

[Aunt Marg]

A few people told me that I didn't have the balls to do what I'm doing... I beg to differ with them.

 

[win231]

A few people told me that I didn't have the balls to do what I'm doing... I beg to differ with them.

If that cold water gets any higher, he won't have the balls at all........

 

[Aunt Marg]

I'm a two-hander kind of guy.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Remember... always a firm grip on the shaft.

 

[Aunt Marg]

It's a slippery little devil in this icy water.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Keep it straight, that's my adage.

 

[Aunt Marg]

After you sink it in, don't pull it out too fast.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Now that I'm older it takes me a while to warm up.

 

[Ruthanne]

I'm gonna get that fish that stole my pants!!

 

[Aunt Marg]

The older I get, the harder and harder it is for me to get it up... darned axe.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Up and down, keep the motion smooth.

 

[Chet]

Are you sure this is the way Washington crossed the Delaware?

 

[fmdog44]

Whatever happened to Timothy Leary?

 

[Gary O']

OOOOH! OOOOH! I almost missed a caption this thread