Carpenter Riddle

[debodun]

What tool would a carpenter have to use to help him with tough jobs?

 

[Pecos]

A crowbar.

 

[Aunt Marg]

Tooth and nail?

 

[Treacle]

I'm in

Don't mean that as the answer Doh!

 

[Aunt Marg]

I'm in

Don't mean that as the answer Doh!

So happy to have you, Treacle!

 

[Aunt Marg]

A sharp pencil?

 

[Treacle]

Metal detector

 

[Aunt Marg]

A crowbar.

So nice to see you here today as well, Pecos!

 

[Aunt Marg]

Pry-bar?

 

[Aunt Marg]

A little elbow-grease?

 

[Treacle]

A miter (mightier) square

 

[Aunt Marg]

A grunt (helper)?

 

[Aunt Marg]

A mitre (mightier box)?

 

[Treacle]

Pry-bar?

I think you're viewing those G and Ts Aunt Marg.

 

[Aunt Marg]

I think you're viewing those G and Ts Aunt Marg.

ROFLMAO!

You know me all too well, Treacle!

 

[Treacle]

A grunt = helper?? That's the noise a pig makes.

Have you started before me??

 

[Aunt Marg]

A punch set?

 

[Aunt Marg]

A BIG hammer?

 

[debodun]

Nice try, peeps, but keep trying.

 

[Treacle]

'Power' Saw

 

[Aunt Marg]

A negotiator?

 

[debodun]

Treacle is getting warm.

 

[Treacle]

Top of the range black and decker power drill

It was worth a try?????

 

[Aunt Marg]

A tool (ed) chest (chiseled chest)?

 

[Aunt Marg]

A coping saw? To cope with all the nonsense?